OFFICIAL GLOBAL CURRENCY IS DUCT TAPE

The USD is officially dead. Effective today, the official currency of not only the United States, but the entire world, is Duct Tape!


Go stock up on Duct Tape as much as you can. Should you find the stores shelves already empty, the alternate source of Duct Tape, is TheEndApp. With TheEndApp, you can still change exchange your dollars to duct tape or simply run and collect them.

SIGNS THAT THE COLLPASE IS CLOSER
  • Because the Mayan calendar says so.
  • Insane heat is torturing us. This must be the devil punishing us for our evil deeds!
  • Or...it turns out that Global Warming might have actually been true.
  • The whole economical crisis never recovered.
  • Which explains the proposed currency change.
  • Just this year, there were 3 planet alignments, an astronomical rarity.
  • The occurrence of twins being born has grown exponentially over the past decade alone.
  • We’re not sure what that means, but it was mentioned as a bad sign in a prophet’s text!
  • Governments which gained too much power are now powerless to help or save anyone.
  • Mean people continue to make (and join) mean groups and are simply being mean together.
SPIDERS KILLED BY NOISE POLLUTION
There is evidence that the noise pollution has a significant impact on animals. The National Bioacoustics Council found that marine noise pollution affects dolphins and whales, which use natural sonar to navigate and hunt, several squads and whales found dead.
Today The National Spider Association found that the following music causes acoustic trauma to spiders and kills them all... especially one species, the spiderman...

TheEndApp soundtrack >