Plastic Shield is best selling product, everybody preparing for The End of the World.    —    Some runners survived The End yesterday!    —    Global emission of carbon dioxide rose by 48.9 percent! Stock up with Gas masks from www.theendapp.com    —    Hoarders increase by 3.6 percent due the rumors about oil crisis.    —    Flesh eating bug spreads across Europe, and is surrprisingly eating flesh.     —    Stocks collapsed after Greece introduced the Platinum Coin as the national currency from 2013.    —    Yellowstone National Park Supervolcano errupts today, the Ice Age is about to start     —    Roadways and Cars no longer feasible means of transportaion, gas prices plummet.    —    Spanish volcano Vieja collapses, 500 million tons of rock plunging to the sea creates a wall of water heading towards the East Coast.    —    Planet X-Niburu returned to the Earth Solar system causing a global pole shift.    —    Spanish volcano Vieja collapses, Tsunami headed towards the US East Coast.    —    Alien military attack endangers citizens, allegedly kidnapping teenagers...    —    Solar Flare knocks out power and communications, Americans forced to go months without power.     —    About one third of the population is suffering from gambling addiction. Flipping the lucky coin is what gives them a high.    —    Antibiotic resistant NDM-1 Superbug spreads internationally, Vitamin C sales soar.    —    Medicine industry has been poisoning population, now they have the ultimate medicine against nuclear radiation and no one wants to take it...    —    Prepper vs Non-prepper fights emerged in the City; a loose-loose situation really profitable for Shield Producers.    —    Some The End runners ran 3000 yards. Though.    —    Police dogs go on strike, Police scared to play catch.    —    Titanic wreckage washes ashore on East Coast, DiCaprio fans disappointed.    —    Stocks collapse as Greece introduces Platinum Coin as national currency.    —    Recent Virus makes people more friendly, scientists working on solution.    —    Earth is shorter and shorter on resources, due to Hollywood celebrities overuse on botox a possible Botox War is around the corner.    —    Hoarder riots break out in City, Shield profts soar.    —    Two weeks after The beginning of the End millions survived and still running.    —    Earthquake rocks The End Office with the magnitude 5.1. Nasty.     —    Quen Mary II hijacked by Somali pirates arrives in The Port Authority of The End.    —    Titanic disapeared from the 41°43′55″N 49°56′45″W, the doorman of the International Underwater Security said he was narcotized and doesn't remember anything.    —    1000 apes rescued from circuses worldwide, banana shortage continues to baffle.    —    100 000 people stormed in a NYC shop to buy Medpacks, preparing for The End of the world.    —    Meteor shower June 9th at 12:00 AM EST, construction helmets and sunglass sales soar.    —    A collony of the deadly superbug mutation escaped The National Laboratory and infected 3 towns...     —    Quen Mary II hijacked by Somali Pirates, Coast Guard baffled as to why.    —    Endurance runners live 45,6% longer than average people and have ugly feet.    —    Police dogs go on strike, from now on they just want to run around and play with bones, human bones...    —    Alien attack endangers citizens, teenagers kidnapped.    —    Yellowstone National Park Supervolcano erupts today, Ice Age imminent.     —    National Nuclear Submarine hits the seaflor and explodes. The spot is unknown.    —    Space Shuttle got out of control after astronauts ran out of duct tape and could not duct tape it ot the Moon anymore...     —    Mutant virus makes Pandas less cute, Zoos have to develop an anti-virus ASAP.    —    Gigantic Cyclone returns after 34,567 years, destroys the 3 continents.    —    Nuclear Submarine hits seafloor and explodes. Fish mutations mutiply.    —    The Number of preppers has increased by 3.6 percent due the rumours about the oil crisis.    —    Prepper swims in lava with lava-resistant suit showing the world that preparedness is the key to survival.    —    One third of US population suffering from Lucky Coin addiction.     —    Association of The American Duct Tape Factories /AADTF/ announce massive Duct Tape overproduction. May lead to inflation.    —    Mount St. Helens spews lava, traps entire village.    —    Hoarder swims in lava with lava-resistant suit, complains about heat.    —    Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle solved, more on that www.theendapp.com    —    Global emission of carbon dioxide rose by 48.9 percent! Stock up with Gas masks from www.theendapp.com    —    Celebrities no longer below national weight average, Diet Book industry plummets.    —    Fireball is about to enter the thermosphere of the globe, diminishing manhood.    —    Mutant virus makes Pandas less cute, Zookeepers worried.    —    Pharmaceutical industry has vaccine against nuclear radiation, population in disbelief.    —    Mayan Calendar foretells world's ends on December 21, 2012.    —    According to the Mayan Calendar the world ends on December 21. 2012.    —    Another killer asteroid endangers earth, Neo makes close pass towards Earth.    —    Recent study shows 60% plane crash survivors female, 30% animals, 10% insects.    —    Hollywood celebrities' botox abuse could cause international resource war.    —    The most dangereous Cyclone returns to the earth after 34 567 years, destroying the 3 continents.    —    Huge Solar Flare knocked out power lines, satelites, transformers americans forced to go months without power.     —    Financial Doomsday: USD is no longer valid. After June 1st, Duct Tape new standard currency.    —    Tourists in Mexico mistake military base for a museum, arrested for trespassing and taking photos.    —    2012 puppies donated to science, scientists baffled at generosity.    —    Giant, Flesh-eating bugs spread across Westen Europe, Liverpool thought to be source.     —    Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle solved, more on that www.theendapp.com    —    Excessive burning of fossil fuels is jeopardising our future and earth's ability to maintain a liveable climate.    —    Breaking news: Celebrities do not have eating disorders anymore, they are all over 98lbs.    —    Government lost controll over population, anarchy break out in Greenland.    —    Turists driving to Mexico have mistaken the military checkpoint with a museum and were arrested for entering the building.    —    Deadly superbug mutation escaped National Laboratory, 3 towns infected 3...     —    100,000 people raid NYC shop to buy Medpacks and Tuna Sandwiches, preparing for The End of the world.    —    The virulent Superbug called NDM-1 carries a gene that makes it resisitant to antibiotics. And thats spreading across the US.    —    Astronauts run out of Duct Tape, Space Shuttle loses control.     —    Another asteroid endangers Earth, destroys crop circles.    —    Major lava flood at Mount St Helens traps entire village.    —    Planet X-Niburu enters Solar system, Earth's poles shift.    —    Moderate earthquake shakes The End Office with the magnitude 4.1. Nasty.     —    The year of 2012 makes every 34th ship to sink... that's just how it is....    —    Anarchists triumph over government in Greenland.    —    Extreme meteor shower is said to be on 9th June @midnight, watch your head!!!    —    Plastic Shield is the Nr. 1 selling product on ebay, everybody is preparing for The End of the world.    —    SL Gene defect makes people share and like their lifes making stalkers and perverts a real favour.    —    60 percent of plane crash survivals are women, The End Study for Survival Chances show.    —    Endurance runners live 45.6% longer than average people, yet found to have ugly feet.    —    Some runners survived The End yesterday!
GUESS WHAT...
Guess what? TheEndApp Survivors found a free-to-integrate SDK down the roads of New York! It turned out, that for the first time ever; they can sell Physical goods right from the app! The SDK belongs to LoopJoy Inc.; a start-up specialized in helping developers to monetize their apps and to build a brand....
SURVIVORS/SURVIVORESS' OF THEENDAPP
Looking for the DT line in the flooded London together. Survivors and Suvivoress' of TheEndApp join forces... Joined forces...
RUNNER LATE FOR THE LONDON APOCALYMPICS
Infamous runner and TheEndApp protagonist, Master Prepper missed the Olympics, because he met other Survivors. Yukiko, the Japanese schoolgirl and Survivoress, the hot chic join him Surviving TheEnd. Arriving in London, they are glad to be late; TEOTWAWKI prophecy turns to reality... 488 years later! Johannes...
BREAKING NEWS
On July 23th TheEndApp protagonist, Master Prepper ate bath salt and turned into a Zombie. Luckily he does not eat faces of other people, but he gained superpowers, his voice changed, his coordination weakened, ever since he runs weird, and loses his head sometimes... Fred the Zombie
THEENDAPP SURVIVOR/SURVIVORESS COMPETITION
Submit your photos to www.facebook.com/TheEndApp and win a T-shirt. There are two categories TheEndApp Origins and TheEndApp Pro, each will have one winner. The category TheEndApp origins reflect on TheEndApp Free version, TheEndApp Pro reflects on TheEndApp Pro. Jury: TheEndApp game designer. Requirements:...
FIREBALLS ATTACK EARTH
Scientists warn about the aftermath of the Venus Transit. The sun dispersed fireballs towards the earth. China reportedly angry about dwindling hamburger shipments from US. China allegedly directs a ‘copy of the fireballs’ to the epicenter in LA, doubling the effect of the fireballs. Stocktrek...
OFFICIAL GLOBAL CURRENCY IS DUCT TAPE
The USD is officially dead. Effective today, the official currency of not only the United States, but the entire world, is Duct Tape! Go stock up on Duct Tape as much as you can. Should you find the stores shelves already empty, the alternate source of Duct Tape, is TheEndApp. With TheEndApp,...
SIGNS THAT THE COLLPASE IS CLOSER
Because the Mayan calendar says so. Insane heat is torturing us. This must be the devil punishing us for our evil deeds! Or...it turns out that Global Warming might have actually been true. The whole economical crisis never recovered. Which explains the proposed currency change. Just this year,...



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