The year of 2012 makes every 34th ship to sink... that's just how it is....    —    Yellowstone National Park Supervolcano erupts today, Ice Age imminent.     —    Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle solved, more on that www.theendapp.com    —    Mount St. Helens spews lava, traps entire village.    —    The most dangereous Cyclone returns to the earth after 34 567 years, destroying the 3 continents.    —    Moderate earthquake shakes The End Office with the magnitude 4.1. Nasty.     —    Financial Doomsday: USD is no longer valid. After June 1st, Duct Tape new standard currency.    —    The virulent Superbug called NDM-1 carries a gene that makes it resisitant to antibiotics. And thats spreading across the US.    —    Endurance runners live 45.6% longer than average people, yet found to have ugly feet.    —    Extreme meteor shower is said to be on 9th June @midnight, watch your head!!!    —    Breaking news: Celebrities do not have eating disorders anymore, they are all over 98lbs.    —    Space Shuttle got out of control after astronauts ran out of duct tape and could not duct tape it ot the Moon anymore...     —    Planet X-Niburu enters Solar system, Earth's poles shift.    —    Another asteroid endangers Earth, destroys crop circles.    —    Excessive burning of fossil fuels is jeopardising our future and earth's ability to maintain a liveable climate.    —    1000 apes rescued from circuses worldwide, banana shortage continues to baffle.    —    Major lava flood at Mount St Helens traps entire village.    —    Flesh eating bug spreads across Europe, and is surrprisingly eating flesh.     —    Alien attack endangers citizens, teenagers kidnapped.    —    Earth is shorter and shorter on resources, due to Hollywood celebrities overuse on botox a possible Botox War is around the corner.    —    Alien military attack endangers citizens, allegedly kidnapping teenagers...    —    Huge Solar Flare knocked out power lines, satelites, transformers americans forced to go months without power.     —    Global emission of carbon dioxide rose by 48.9 percent! Stock up with Gas masks from www.theendapp.com    —    Global emission of carbon dioxide rose by 48.9 percent! Stock up with Gas masks from www.theendapp.com    —    Association of The American Duct Tape Factories /AADTF/ announce massive Duct Tape overproduction. May lead to inflation.    —    Plastic Shield is best selling product, everybody preparing for The End of the World.    —    Turists driving to Mexico have mistaken the military checkpoint with a museum and were arrested for entering the building.    —    60 percent of plane crash survivals are women, The End Study for Survival Chances show.    —    According to the Mayan Calendar the world ends on December 21. 2012.    —    Fireball is about to enter the thermosphere of the globe, diminishing manhood.    —    Mutant virus makes Pandas less cute, Zookeepers worried.    —    Deadly superbug mutation escaped National Laboratory, 3 towns infected 3...     —    100 000 people stormed in a NYC shop to buy Medpacks, preparing for The End of the world.    —    Two weeks after The beginning of the End millions survived and still running.    —    Endurance runners live 45,6% longer than average people and have ugly feet.    —    Planet X-Niburu returned to the Earth Solar system causing a global pole shift.    —    Medicine industry has been poisoning population, now they have the ultimate medicine against nuclear radiation and no one wants to take it...    —    Quen Mary II hijacked by Somali Pirates, Coast Guard baffled as to why.    —    Stocks collapsed after Greece introduced the Platinum Coin as the national currency from 2013.    —    Earthquake rocks The End Office with the magnitude 5.1. Nasty.     —    Hoarder riots break out in City, Shield profts soar.    —    100,000 people raid NYC shop to buy Medpacks and Tuna Sandwiches, preparing for The End of the world.    —    Mutant virus makes Pandas less cute, Zoos have to develop an anti-virus ASAP.    —    Meteor shower June 9th at 12:00 AM EST, construction helmets and sunglass sales soar.    —    Police dogs go on strike, Police scared to play catch.    —    Plastic Shield is the Nr. 1 selling product on ebay, everybody is preparing for The End of the world.    —    Solar Flare knocks out power and communications, Americans forced to go months without power.     —    Spanish volcano Vieja collapses, 500 million tons of rock plunging to the sea creates a wall of water heading towards the East Coast.    —    Another killer asteroid endangers earth, Neo makes close pass towards Earth.    —    Mayan Calendar foretells world's ends on December 21, 2012.    —    Yellowstone National Park Supervolcano errupts today, the Ice Age is about to start     —    Nuclear Submarine hits seafloor and explodes. Fish mutations mutiply.    —    Antibiotic resistant NDM-1 Superbug spreads internationally, Vitamin C sales soar.    —    The Number of preppers has increased by 3.6 percent due the rumours about the oil crisis.    —    Stocks collapse as Greece introduces Platinum Coin as national currency.    —    Some runners survived The End yesterday!    —    Prepper swims in lava with lava-resistant suit showing the world that preparedness is the key to survival.    —    One third of US population suffering from Lucky Coin addiction.     —    Tourists in Mexico mistake military base for a museum, arrested for trespassing and taking photos.    —    Titanic disapeared from the 41°43′55″N 49°56′45″W, the doorman of the International Underwater Security said he was narcotized and doesn't remember anything.    —    Hoarders increase by 3.6 percent due the rumors about oil crisis.    —    Titanic wreckage washes ashore on East Coast, DiCaprio fans disappointed.    —    Some runners survived The End yesterday!    —    Spanish volcano Vieja collapses, Tsunami headed towards the US East Coast.    —    Some The End runners ran 3000 yards. Though.    —    A collony of the deadly superbug mutation escaped The National Laboratory and infected 3 towns...     —    Roadways and Cars no longer feasible means of transportaion, gas prices plummet.    —    SL Gene defect makes people share and like their lifes making stalkers and perverts a real favour.    —    Gigantic Cyclone returns after 34,567 years, destroys the 3 continents.    —    Anarchists triumph over government in Greenland.    —    Astronauts run out of Duct Tape, Space Shuttle loses control.     —    Hollywood celebrities' botox abuse could cause international resource war.    —    Recent study shows 60% plane crash survivors female, 30% animals, 10% insects.    —    Quen Mary II hijacked by Somali pirates arrives in The Port Authority of The End.    —    Police dogs go on strike, from now on they just want to run around and play with bones, human bones...    —    Pharmaceutical industry has vaccine against nuclear radiation, population in disbelief.    —    About one third of the population is suffering from gambling addiction. Flipping the lucky coin is what gives them a high.    —    Hoarder swims in lava with lava-resistant suit, complains about heat.    —    Prepper vs Non-prepper fights emerged in the City; a loose-loose situation really profitable for Shield Producers.    —    National Nuclear Submarine hits the seaflor and explodes. The spot is unknown.    —    Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle solved, more on that www.theendapp.com    —    Giant, Flesh-eating bugs spread across Westen Europe, Liverpool thought to be source.     —    Government lost controll over population, anarchy break out in Greenland.    —    Recent Virus makes people more friendly, scientists working on solution.    —    2012 puppies donated to science, scientists baffled at generosity.    —    Celebrities no longer below national weight average, Diet Book industry plummets.
GUESS WHAT...
Guess what? TheEndApp Survivors found a free-to-integrate SDK down the roads of New York! It turned out, that for the first time ever; they can sell Physical goods right from the app! The SDK belongs to LoopJoy Inc.; a start-up specialized in helping developers to monetize their apps and to build a brand....
SURVIVORS/SURVIVORESS' OF THEENDAPP
Looking for the DT line in the flooded London together. Survivors and Suvivoress' of TheEndApp join forces... Joined forces...
RUNNER LATE FOR THE LONDON APOCALYMPICS
Infamous runner and TheEndApp protagonist, Master Prepper missed the Olympics, because he met other Survivors. Yukiko, the Japanese schoolgirl and Survivoress, the hot chic join him Surviving TheEnd. Arriving in London, they are glad to be late; TEOTWAWKI prophecy turns to reality... 488 years later! Johannes...
BREAKING NEWS
On July 23th TheEndApp protagonist, Master Prepper ate bath salt and turned into a Zombie. Luckily he does not eat faces of other people, but he gained superpowers, his voice changed, his coordination weakened, ever since he runs weird, and loses his head sometimes... Fred the Zombie
THEENDAPP SURVIVOR/SURVIVORESS COMPETITION
Submit your photos to www.facebook.com/TheEndApp and win a T-shirt. There are two categories TheEndApp Origins and TheEndApp Pro, each will have one winner. The category TheEndApp origins reflect on TheEndApp Free version, TheEndApp Pro reflects on TheEndApp Pro. Jury: TheEndApp game designer. Requirements:...
FIREBALLS ATTACK EARTH
Scientists warn about the aftermath of the Venus Transit. The sun dispersed fireballs towards the earth. China reportedly angry about dwindling hamburger shipments from US. China allegedly directs a ‘copy of the fireballs’ to the epicenter in LA, doubling the effect of the fireballs. Stocktrek...
OFFICIAL GLOBAL CURRENCY IS DUCT TAPE
The USD is officially dead. Effective today, the official currency of not only the United States, but the entire world, is Duct Tape! Go stock up on Duct Tape as much as you can. Should you find the stores shelves already empty, the alternate source of Duct Tape, is TheEndApp. With TheEndApp,...
SIGNS THAT THE COLLPASE IS CLOSER
Because the Mayan calendar says so. Insane heat is torturing us. This must be the devil punishing us for our evil deeds! Or...it turns out that Global Warming might have actually been true. The whole economical crisis never recovered. Which explains the proposed currency change. Just this year,...



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